Was made especially for me.
My friend Lor over at HaldeCraft knows a thing or two about the quirky. She knows I’m all about that. Ever since I read this from the Bloggess (which incidentally, still makes me laugh so much, I pee when I read it, and I’ve read it like eleventy billion times), I have wanted a Giant. Metal, Chicken. of my very own.
I think it/she would make the front yard of our Post-modern blah home, amazing! She could sit right next to my plastic pink flamingos, and greet all my awesome friends as they walk up our sidewalk when they come visit to do nerdy things like knit and play board games and drink stuff.
Someday, I will have a Giant. Metal. Chicken. Mine will probably be named Roxanne or something, because the Bloggess’ chicken is named Beyonce, and the world can’t handle two Beyonces. But until then, I can look at this amazing Teeny. Ceramic. Chicken. made with so much love, just for me, that my cold black heart skipped a beat. I love that my friends get me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Lor. You are the greatest.